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You walked up the concrete staircase leading up to the Beilschimdt brothers' house. Gilbert had invited you over for a BBQ night and you had gladly accepted, knowing that Ludwig would probably be there as well. And God knows how big your crush on him is.

Ringing the doorbell once, you waited for either Gil or Ludwig to answer. But after a couple of minutes of patient waiting, you began to wonder if anyone was even home. You rang the doorbell again but to no avail.

Am I too early?

Your cellphone time read 5:00 PM and the Prussian had told you to come by at around that hour. Getting suspicious, you hesitantly turned the doorknob, wondering if it was locked or not. To your surprise, they didn't lock it. You felt bad about coming in without their permission, but you and the brothers have known each other since childhood so you concluded on the fact that they wouldn't mind of you intruding.

You slipped your shoes off and looked around the house a bit.

"Gilbert? Ludwig?" You half whispered, half shouted. But nobody answered.

You frowned, not liking this at all. You were about to take your cellphone out and call them to ask them where they were until an intriguing odor distracted you. It smelled like vanilla, or was it cinnamon? Anyways, it smelled absolutely wonderful! So you tucked your phone back into your pocket and tiptoed your way over to the kitchen. From a certain distance in the poorly lit hallway, you could distinguish a bit of light coming from under the closed door. Somebody was definitely in the kitchen.

Being careful not to make any noise, you cracked the door open by an inch so you could have a good look. Your hand flew to your mouth and you choked back a laugh. What you saw... you will never forget.

"Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!"


Ludwig was prancing over a freshly baked cake coated with white frosting and a strawberry topping. His blond hair was gelled back as usual, but instead of wearing those manly clothes of his, he wore a pink frilly apron tied around waist with KISS THE CHEF written all over it. In his right hand he held a large spoon that he used as a fake mic while he singed... If You Wanna Be My Lover by the Spice Girls.

He had his earphones one, but he was singing every lyric of the song so well, you could have sworn the radio was playing the tune. You stared at him with a surprised, shocked and confused expression. But you quickly relaxed, seeing as though he still hadn't noticed your arrival. Ludwig kept on twirling around the well cleaned kitchen, singing his heart out.

"If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover-"


"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ludwig ripped his earphones in a panicked way before seeing you rolling all over the floor, laughing like there was no tomorrow.

"_______________?! W-What are you doing here?! Did y-you see..." You clutched your stomach and looked up at him, whipping away a fake tear. You couldn't believe it. You had just witnessed Ludwig... singing and dancing... to a Spice Girls song... while baking a cake!

"I didn't know you could bake! Let alone SING!" You fell back onto the wooden floor, laughing and snorting like crazy. Ludwig's eye twitched and his face went from normal looking to firetruck red. You sighed and regained your cool before pulling yourself off of the ground. But when you took a glance at his face, you were sent into another laughing phase.

"Luddy, your face! It's so, so..." You peeked a look at his cheeks and giggled again. "YOU'RE BLUSHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!"

"What?! No I'm not..." The German bit his lip and looked down in shame. He had tried so hard during the past few weeks to try and be as manly as possible to impress you. And now he just blew it. He mentally thumped himself in the head.

Seeing his extreme embarrassment, you calmed yourself down and walked over to him. He really did look cute when he was the one being inferior.

"Hey, don't feel bad. I thought it was pretty cute when you danced around that cake." You pointed to the cake that was resting on the marble counter. He stared at it for a while in silence before shaking his head.

"No, it was weird of me. Now you probably think that I'm some creepy guy..." You smiled sadly at him and cupped his cheek in reassurance.

"You're not weird, Ludwig. And to prove it..." You cupped both of his cheeks within your hands and pulled his face down so you could kiss him lightly on the lips. You could feel his body tense up in surprise. It looked like if he panicked for a second there, but he quickly relaxed and wrapped his arms around your petite waist, feeling confident again. When you pulled away, a small tint of pink was still visible on his cheeks. You smirked playfully at him and puckered your lips.

"Wanna be my lover?" He frowned and gave you a Are you kidding me? look. You chuckled and ruffled his blond hair.

"I'm just kidding!"
You guys know my FrancexReader version of this, right? Well somebody suggested that I do a GermanyxReader version, and let me tell you... BEST DECISION EVER! :iconsuperw00tplz:

At first, I was just thinking on doing Reader-chan catching Ludwig baking a cake and all, but... then I realized I was singing If You Wanna Be My Lover and I just had to insert it in there! :iconfabulousplz:

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DarkRapunzal Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student General Artist
The moment I see the name Spice Girls, I ALWAYS think of Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series XDDDDD
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lmhfantasy Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh myXD
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ariwankenobi Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
lol my hand now has bite marks to prevent myself from bursting
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XSilverSiren Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
:D lol Luddy! Das ist ehrlich gesagt das Lustigste, was ich über Ludwig lessen :D
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Whybot221 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
really...the spice girls...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAHABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHA
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gabiatchley315 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014
I absolutely loved this!!! I almost died of laughter!!!
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Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MY DOITSU, THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE FRANCE X READER!
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tiera123 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Konigreich--Preussen Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HILARIOUS!! I LOVE IT!!
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otakuwhovian12 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
*starts rolling aroung laughing* ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING IN THE STORY!! HAHAHA SORRY LUDDY BUT I STILL WUV YOU...
Ludwig:...*mumbles* Love you too
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NikoKarma Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm not.
*thows hands out as german sparkle party begins*
"If you wanna be my lover-"
"Shut up! Gilberts home!" *covering face with enormous hand and pulling by the waist upstairs to the forth floor.
"Whzihsuwjjdndbfieoskhdhufbbenskuhdueisn!?"
"Vas?" He heaned down pulling his hand from my now red face, cus... well hand on waist... and he might of been choking me a little.
"I said, why the fuck are we on the forth fucking floor?"
"Well, bruder sleeps in the basement. And up here on my room level... he can't hear us being lovers."
*bli-fuckin-nk*
"Wha-"
*door slams shut*
"Oh no."*whispered*
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Angelsy123 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
U should make another country version of this!! But up to you of course :)
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Demonblade9001 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now, if only I could catch my boyfriend singing in general my life will be complete because he's part German. X3
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SherlockedHazza Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha mine's part cuban xD wait... im canadian... he's half cuban... CUBA AND CANADA GET ALONG REALLY WELL OMG I HAVE FOUND A CONNECTION HERE
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Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
OMYGAWD! i wish i had a boyfriend in gerneral :iconforeveralone:
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:iconwafflepigs:
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
OMYGAWD! i wish i had a boyfriend in gerneral :iconforeveralone:
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awkwardparanoidkid Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OHMYGOSH THIS IS TOO CUTE xD I died of laughter XuX
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xOtakutaliax Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014   General Artist
AHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! I was practically doing what reader-chan was doing in the story and my dad heard me and once he saw me he was like 'WTF'
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TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student General Artist
The baking... I expected and also the pink apron... but singing and dancing to a Spice Girls song!?!?!?!...... LMFAO I THINK I JUST DIED OF LAUGHTER!!!! 
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EnterHetaliaNameHere Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014   General Artist
(If this happened in reals with my ex-boyfriend)
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -rolling on kitchen floor laughing-
Boyfriend: YOU HURT MAI FEELINGS! -kicks me out of house literally-
Me: ;A; I was gonna tell him good job 
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MileyTu4 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
XDDD
lol.
thats funny XD
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MegumiKumiko Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
ahahahah... I LOVE IT!!!!!
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nicolemda Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
*bursts out laughing*
*family looks at me*
*takes the computer, runs and yells* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
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Kat-of-awsomeness Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
at the lyric part...
*wait fir 5 secs* BHAHAHA*5 mins*ok maybe..HAHA
...this continued for about 20 mins...
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PokkitSize Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I LoLed so hard!  You're right... best decision ever!!!
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! dancing Ludwig to Spice Girls!!! that's even better than Alfred dancing to Shakira!!!! *on the ground, holding stomach from laughing. stomps feet like a spaz* and he can even sing well too!!!! *laughs harder. realizes something. stops* wait..why does he have Spice Girls on his music device? *waits a few seconds. starts laughing even harder. laughs so hard i stop making sounds*
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WestHetalia91 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Comments like these are what are keeping me laughing even after the story... And I wonder what else is on his play list...?
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:icondarkguardianangel120:
Died from laughing I love you Ludwig so so so much
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xTMNTx Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
I , too want to ruffle his hair :icondoitsuplz: :iconwhutplz: :iconenglanddrunkplz: :iconbastardoplz:
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AngexistheDemon Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
I was laughing so hard i was cry 
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Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pewds looked at AngexistheDemon and frowned.
"You're not Cry," he muttered darkly.
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EmptyAngel7 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
*stops breathing because is laughing to hard*
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Evee550 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I laughed so hard I actually fell out of my chair hahah XD
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E-Sane Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
JA!!!
Everyone in the room: *staring at me* ……
*faint singin gcoming from the kitchen*
Me: DON'T FOLLOW ME!!!*runs to the kitchen* hehehe*peaks inside, sees Germany baking a cake and singing the song, bursts out laughing and rollin gon the floor*
Germany: *blushing an impossible shade of red*
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WolfLover0925 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
O-oh... I'm tryig so hard notto laugh at 11pm
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GermanyIsMyWaifu Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
I know how you feel....here I am, 5:00 in the morning, trying so...so hard...not to burst out into laughter
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EstrellaNina Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Oh my fucking turtle poops I have seen the light
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SherlockedHazza Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:iconjesuschristplz: did you mean me?
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:iconestrellanina:
EstrellaNina Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
Yes, yes I did
And why do I find that picture of Jesus somewhat attractive? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN??? *pulls knees up to chest and rocks back and forth while mumbling*
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SherlockedHazza Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
SOMEBODYS GOT A CRUSH ON JESUS *grabs bible and holy water* QUICK SUMMON HIM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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:iconestrellanina:
EstrellaNina Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014
I think I need to stop eating pixie sticks at 3:15 in the morning...
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:iconsherlockedhazza:
SherlockedHazza Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think I need to stop WRITING at 3:15 in the morning XD
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EstrellaNina Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
My mom tells me the same thing. I have 8 notebooks filled up with fan fictions that I wrote in a sleep-deprived state...
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AnimeLovesMusic Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
HOLY FISHSTICKS THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!!! GERMANY I LOVE YOUUUUU XD
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KathyBrine Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student Writer
*In a random cupboard*

Prussia: This is SO going on the Internet.
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AmuletAmethyst Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist
send me the me the link when it's up :P
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HetaliaLover696969 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
This was adorbs!   :iconfrenchsquealplz:
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Bbg100 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
.....WHHHHHYYYYY DID I NOT TAKE A PICTURE!!!!:B Fail. 
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Jukegirl223 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icongetsomeplz:
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