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You walked up the concrete staircase leading up to the Beilschimdt brothers' house. Gilbert had invited you over for a BBQ night and you had gladly accepted, knowing that Ludwig would probably be there as well. And God knows how big your crush on him is.

Ringing the doorbell once, you waited for either Gil or Ludwig to answer. But after a couple of minutes of patient waiting, you began to wonder if anyone was even home. You rang the doorbell again but to no avail.

Am I too early?

Your cellphone time read 5:00 PM and the Prussian had told you to come by at around that hour. Getting suspicious, you hesitantly turned the doorknob, wondering if it was locked or not. To your surprise, they didn't lock it. You felt bad about coming in without their permission, but you and the brothers have known each other since childhood so you concluded on the fact that they wouldn't mind of you intruding.

You slipped your shoes off and looked around the house a bit.

"Gilbert? Ludwig?" You half whispered, half shouted. But nobody answered.

You frowned, not liking this at all. You were about to take your cellphone out and call them to ask them where they were until an intriguing odor distracted you. It smelled like vanilla, or was it cinnamon? Anyways, it smelled absolutely wonderful! So you tucked your phone back into your pocket and tiptoed your way over to the kitchen. From a certain distance in the poorly lit hallway, you could distinguish a bit of light coming from under the closed door. Somebody was definitely in the kitchen.

Being careful not to make any noise, you cracked the door open by an inch so you could have a good look. Your hand flew to your mouth and you choked back a laugh. What you saw... you will never forget.

"Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!"

Ludwig was prancing over a freshly baked cake coated with white frosting and a strawberry topping. His blond hair was gelled back as usual, but instead of wearing those manly clothes of his, he wore a pink frilly apron tied around waist with KISS THE CHEF written all over it. In his right hand he held a large spoon that he used as a fake mic while he singed... If You Wanna Be My Lover by the Spice Girls.

He had his earphones one, but he was singing every lyric of the song so well, you could have sworn the radio was playing the tune. You stared at him with a surprised, shocked and confused expression. But you quickly relaxed, seeing as though he still hadn't noticed your arrival. Ludwig kept on twirling around the well cleaned kitchen, singing his heart out.

"If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover-"

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ludwig ripped his earphones in a panicked way before seeing you rolling all over the floor, laughing like there was no tomorrow.

"_______________?! W-What are you doing here?! Did y-you see..." You clutched your stomach and looked up at him, whipping away a fake tear. You couldn't believe it. You had just witnessed Ludwig... singing and dancing... to a Spice Girls song... while baking a cake!

"I didn't know you could bake! Let alone SING!" You fell back onto the wooden floor, laughing and snorting like crazy. Ludwig's eye twitched and his face went from normal looking to firetruck red. You sighed and regained your cool before pulling yourself off of the ground. But when you took a glance at his face, you were sent into another laughing phase.

"Luddy, your face! It's so, so..." You peeked a look at his cheeks and giggled again. "YOU'RE BLUSHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!"

"What?! No I'm not..." The German bit his lip and looked down in shame. He had tried so hard during the past few weeks to try and be as manly as possible to impress you. And now he just blew it. He mentally thumped himself in the head.

Seeing his extreme embarrassment, you calmed yourself down and walked over to him. He really did look cute when he was the one being inferior.

"Hey, don't feel bad. I thought it was pretty cute when you danced around that cake." You pointed to the cake that was resting on the marble counter. He stared at it for a while in silence before shaking his head.

"No, it was weird of me. Now you probably think that I'm some creepy guy..." You smiled sadly at him and cupped his cheek in reassurance.

"You're not weird, Ludwig. And to prove it..." You cupped both of his cheeks within your hands and pulled his face down so you could kiss him lightly on the lips. You could feel his body tense up in surprise. It looked like if he panicked for a second there, but he quickly relaxed and wrapped his arms around your petite waist, feeling confident again. When you pulled away, a small tint of pink was still visible on his cheeks. You smirked playfully at him and puckered your lips.

"Wanna be my lover?" He frowned and gave you a Are you kidding me? look. You chuckled and ruffled his blond hair.

"I'm just kidding!"
You guys know my FrancexReader version of this, right? Well somebody suggested that I do a GermanyxReader version, and let me tell you... BEST DECISION EVER! :iconsuperw00tplz:

At first, I was just thinking on doing Reader-chan catching Ludwig baking a cake and all, but... then I realized I was singing If You Wanna Be My Lover and I just had to insert it in there! :iconfabulousplz:

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Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
tiera123 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Konigreich--Preussen Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
otakuwhovian12 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
Ludwig:...*mumbles* Love you too
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm not.
*thows hands out as german sparkle party begins*
"If you wanna be my lover-"
"Shut up! Gilberts home!" *covering face with enormous hand and pulling by the waist upstairs to the forth floor.
"Vas?" He heaned down pulling his hand from my now red face, cus... well hand on waist... and he might of been choking me a little.
"I said, why the fuck are we on the forth fucking floor?"
"Well, bruder sleeps in the basement. And up here on my room level... he can't hear us being lovers."
*door slams shut*
"Oh no."*whispered*
Angelsy123 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
U should make another country version of this!! But up to you of course :)
Demonblade9001 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now, if only I could catch my boyfriend singing in general my life will be complete because he's part German. X3
SherlockedHazza Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha mine's part cuban xD wait... im canadian... he's half cuban... CUBA AND CANADA GET ALONG REALLY WELL OMG I HAVE FOUND A CONNECTION HERE
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
OMYGAWD! i wish i had a boyfriend in gerneral :iconforeveralone:
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
OMYGAWD! i wish i had a boyfriend in gerneral :iconforeveralone:
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